THE BLONDECAVE

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

screw you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.

and the vegan wins

(via puck-the-sexi-mischievous-ginger)

Source: sevenseasaurus

protojammed:

He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all

(via moonlitsoliloquy)

Source: protojammed

protojammed:

can you just imagine like a group of these two foot tall motherfuckers squaking around in th tall grass and snapping at the heels of random passers by

(via moonlitsoliloquy)

Source: protojammed

lets play a game
the game is help a dumb blonde with chemistry because she lost her notes on intermolecular forces and has no idea why H2O would have hydrogen bonding with other H2O molecules but H2S wouldnt have hydrogen bonding with other H2S molecules and she cant ask anyone because everyone is asleep

CHEMISTRYYYYYYYYY
*waves fist angrily at air*

hitterlick:

top 3 things about me

fuckin raw

super chill

funky fresh

rule breaker

(via fr-cker)

tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

(via greenassin)

Source: tinnyhouse

(via theblondenerd)

Source: mishawinsexster

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

(via jinglybutts)

Source: hungarian

I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look like

perfect person award

(via dolphins-and-hashbrowns)

Source: matafari